David Bowie Review- 8th March 2013

Published: Varsity (Lent 2013, Issue 4) – 8th March 2013

Old age- the epitome of punk.

Supper at 5, chugging pints of Ovaltine at 7 and bedtime at 9, flipping the bird at the world as you sleep; after nearly half a century of service to society, you’ve earned the right to do whatever the hell you want. Why there aren’t more OAPs getting lairy in the park, o­ff their face on Special Brew, I’ll never know.

London 2012’s parade of national heroes made it clear that few have contributed more to music than David Bowie. The icon’s absence from the event was sorely felt and reported to be for reasons as disheartening as retirement and distressing as grave illness. His 24th album, The Next Day, could not be further from this deception.

Without fuss, the show fizzes into being with its title track, a gobstopping pledge to continued life. Bowie howls through his teeth: “Here I am, not quite dying” – simultaneously gasping for breath from exhaustion and firmly in charge. It’s as if these words are the cork barely keeping his rage, perhaps at the media already writing his obituary, filling his bones from exploding.

This thin space between control and chaos is a constant characteristic of the LP. ‘How Does The Grass Grow’ is an utterly cacophonic cyclone of demented backing voices, bludgeoning guitar licks and a heart-squeezing middle eight – a brief moment of clarity resisting the rapidly closing-in walls of sound.

On one hand, it’s unfortunately clear that Bowie’s last musical touchstone is a mid-90’s Nine Inch Nails record. However, this displacement from the contemporary is a guilty pleasure. ‘Love Is Lost’ is the kind of melt in the mouth penny sweet that they just don’t make anymore, a Supermarket Sweep style dash through his back catalogue.

In contrast to the face-obscuring album cover, this is possibly Bowie at his most exposed. ‑ there are no alter egos’ masks to crouch behind; references to his father, solitude and mortality are embedded between the basslines. ‘Where Are We Now?’ could be Bowie’s ‘Hurt’, a melancholy meander down Berlin’sStraßen, morose vocals weighed down by a heavy heart filled to bursting. Despite the mercifully brief ‘Dancing Out In Space’, this isn’t the Starman drifting across the universe. ‑ this is Major Tom falling down to Earth, his career flashing before him, shutting his heavy eyelids and finally hitting the ground in the penultimate ‘You Feel So Lonely You Could Die’.

This isn’t Bowie trying to make up for lost time, this is the sound of one of the greatest musicians alive crafting the album he wants to make. And not giving a damn what anyone thinks about it. Because he’s earned it. This is simultaneously Bowie at his bitterest and at his sweetest, it’s that mixed up whirl of flavours only he could create.

The Next Day’s biggest achievement is that it’s not the resurrection some critics have billed it – it spells out that Bowie’s magic never died at all, the sceptics buried him alive under the weight of his own legacy. Bowie’s not on his death bed, he’s not lost any will: this is the next chapter in an already legendary story – his, if you’ll excuse the pun, golden years.

 

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A Soundtrack for Growing Up Feature- 8th March 2013

Published- Varsity (Lent 2013, Issue 4) – 8th March 2013

Context: This was one of five stories in a feature about formative songs from growing up. I didn’t just spew my love of the Cyrus out of the blue.

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My Bloody Valentine review- 8th February 2013

Published: Varsity (Lent 2013, Issue 2) – 8th February 2013

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The Guardian Clip Joint Feature- 9th January 2013

Published: The Guardian (Online) – 9th January 2013

Manic Pixie Dream Girls (MPDGs), a recurring trope in the romantic genre, are happy-go-lucky, free spirited, criminally underwritten co-stars who exist solely as a vehicle for the stuffy, angsty and usually white male lead to discover himself and appreciate the wonders of the world. They’re archetypes that get consumed, as parodied in a sketch by US comedy group The Natural Disastronauts.

Earlier this year, movie writer Zoe Kazan spoke out against film criticism’s discourse on the trope: “I think that to lump together all individual, original quirky women under that rubric is to erase all difference.” She’s completely right. Film needs challenging and surprising characters in order to bloom; the dismissal of any eccentric, remotely interesting female character as “just another Manic Pixie Dream Girl” is misogynistic.

An often cited example of an MPDG prototype is Diane Keaton’s portrayal of the titular character in Woody Allen’s Annie Hall. But Annie absolutely is not an MPDG. She’s a complicated, slightly eccentric, powerful woman who, over the course of the movie, develops her own goals, has her own motivation, and pursues it with or without her partner. Her character doesn’t only exist for her lover’s self-discovery.

However, Kazan conceded in the same interview: “I’m not saying that some of those characters that have been referred to as that don’t deserve it; I think sometimes film-makers have not used their imagination in imbuing their female characters with life.” Below is a list of characters produced by what I believe is lazy screenwriting. The actors aren’t at fault here – rather it’s the writers, who do nothing to increase the presence of complicated, fascinating female characters in film. This is a list of emotional development McGuffins in human form whose characterisation is thinner than the pages of the coffee-stained script they roam in.

Elizabethtown

The term “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” first appeared in Nathan Rabin’s discussion of Cameron Crowe’s Elizabethtown (2005), co-starring Kirsten Dunst as the wide-eyed wildchild Claire Colburn, for whom Orlando Bloom’s protagonist falls. Whereas Bloom’s character has demons to bear and ashes to spread, Dunst’s character exists merely to facilitate his self-realisation. She’s basically a quirky GPS system, like if your Sat Nav was voiced by Christopher Biggins.

A bout de souffle

This achingly hip slice of French new wave, released in 1960, is undoubtedly a classic brick in the wall of cinema history – but that’s not to say Jean Seberg’s character may not be the prototype for today’s trope. She certainly ticks all the boxes with her quirky yet relatively undeveloped character traits, and THAT hairstyle is surely the pixie cut to end them all – and begin a million more. Plus, the writers who conceive these characters are more than likely to have seen it.

Garden State

“It’ll change your life, I swear.” The lonely, emotional indie-boy crush of choice, Natalie Portman, plays the lovably/irritatingly quirky Sam, the ying to the depressed, emotionless Andrew’s yang. Over the course of the film, this MPDG introduces Zach Braff‘s Andrew to The Shins, living for the moment and the indie filmgoing world, creating a whole new catalogue of cliches. See also: Rachel Bilson in The Last Kiss, making Braff a serial reoffender

(500) Days of Summer

Let’s be honest, roles played by Zooey Deschanel could fill this entire list; her parts in Yes Man, Elf and New Girl are also prime offenders. But her role as Summer may be the quintessential MPDG. As well as being bubbly and impossibly impulsive, Summer incorporates another recurring characteristic: she ” has issues”. However, instead of the writer dealing with these and developing her as a character and a distinct voice, they are fetishised as some kind of edgy streak to make her an even more appealing, unattainable muse for the nuanced, alternative male.

Beauty and the Beast

A bit of a left-field choice, but hear me out. One of the major telltales of an MPDG tale is the transformative effect the girl has on the man, whom she redirects from closed-minded cynicism to open-hearted optimism. In this Disney classic, the grumpy beast is literally, physically transformed from his old self by Belle, who’s own character development is essentially none. Who knew the Beast was such a hipster?

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The Guardian Bob Dylan blog post- 3rd January 2013

Published: The Guardian (Online) – 3rd January 2013

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2013/jan/03/old-music-bob-dylan-boots-spanish

Boots of Spanish Leather is comprised of ink-blotted, weather-beaten, coffee-stained scrawl; postcards that pine, exchanged by lovers separated by circumstance and sea. Part of Dylan’s extraordinary penmanship is that the listener can relate to either side of its star-crossed script. It’s both a song about the sticky guilt of leaving, and the swirling fear of being left behind.

Perhaps the highlight of the second side of The Times They Are a-Changin’, it shares certain vocal and structural similarities with Girl From the North Country. Like the richest elements of Dylan’s canon, the intricacies behind some of the words is disputable; it’s a lyrical Rorschach test that reveals more about the listener’s persuasion than it does about Dylan. However, it’s heavily speculated that the ballad regards Suze Rotolo, Dylan’s girlfriend and muse in the early 60s, who left New York in 1962 to study art in Italy.

“I’m sailing away, my one true love/ I’m sailing away in the morning.” One doesn’t need to be remotely romantic in order to empathise with Dylan here. Your “true love” could be the well-worn streets you grew up in, the ones you’re exchanging for avenues further afield. I’ve moved around a lot, and the feeling that dawns on you the night before your sunrise flight – once the goodbye-for-nows and forget-me-nots have been handed out – is powerlessness. This split-second realisation is the point of no retur. Soon all of this will be gone. Dylan, with his tender guitar playing and raw vocal chords, expresses this emotion perfectly. Like the most important songs, in moments where words fail this song fills in the empty space.

By the concluding three verses, correspondence from his love has ceased and the dialogue has become a monologue. He mourns: “I’m sure your heart is not with me/ But with the country to where you’re goin’.” Distance tugs the heartstrings and pulls loose the thread that once sewed tightly bound fingers together. The man asks his once-sweetheart to send him back the titular boots, presumably so he can tie up their laces and walk away from his heartbreak. Regardless of whether you’re the one sailing away or the one being marooned, Dylan’s lament for his lost love is a song about moving on. It’s an inevitably messy element of life scribed in the most beautiful handwriting imaginable.

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The Guardian Pulp Feature- 20th December 2012

Published: The Guardian (Online) – 20th December 2012

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2012/dec/20/pulp-beginners-guide

Pulp: A Beginner’s Guide

Earlier this week we asked readers via Twitter and Facebook which Pulp songs they would recommend to newcomers. We’ve compiled this list of 10 tracks based on the suggestions we received.

We’ve put the tracks into a YouTube playlist, or you can click each song title to watch on YouTube, or listen on Spotify. We’ve included a little bit of information on the songs, comments from those who recommended them, and some links to our Pulp coverage below for those who’d like to find out more about the band.

1. Babies- from His ‘n’ Hers

After a decade in the white-label wilderness, Pulp emerged with this tale of teenage tea-time infatuation. It begins innocuously enough, with Jarvis recounting idle afternoons with girls in open-doored bedrooms, before devolving into something rather more perverse, and climaxing with the song’s devastating punchline: “I only went with her ’cause she looked like you!”

Jarvis at his curtain-twitching best. @munichbeer

2. Disco 2000- from Different Class

The contrast between the expectations of childhood days and the reality of adulthood is a recurring theme for Cocker. Disco 2000 is a cocktail of a deafening school-disco riff and wit drier than the cheapest buffet Scotch egg. There’s few better tributes to the one that got away.

Classic Pulp and introduces all the younger generation to woodchip wallpaper!! @EmmaMcV

3. This Is Hardcore- from This Is Hardcore

A six-minute synthesis of the sordid secrets buried in the PVC pockets of stained raincoats and the gilded, marble-floored musical framework of a golden age of Hollywood soundtrack. No one can make the ornate sound as sinister as Pulp.

The Sexual Healing for the indie kids and geeks of this world. Fact. @fromdesktildawn

4. Something Changed- from Different Class

Something Changed is Pulp at their sweetest, with Jarvis pondering chance, fate and the futility of relationships.

An honest tale of finding love that stands out among all the cliched drivel that are ‘love songs’@saxylizbeth

5. Pink Glove- from His ‘n’ Hers

The highlight of Pulp’s breakthrough LP sets out the band’s stall as social commentators with a sordid twist. The object of our narrator’s affections is desperate to please her man – but she should be with our Jarvis, who’d have her just the way she is. Bless.

Pulp at their most powerful and perverse. @bulentyusuf

6. Common People- from Different Class

Pulp have never been frightened of discussing fetishes, and there’s few filthier than poverty tourism. Frantic, frustrated and utterly furious, Common People is a perennially relevant indictment of overprivileged social slummers.

Quintessential Pulp mix of wit, acuity, pathos & bile relayed in irresistibly anthemic style. @redlikejungle

7. Like a Friend- from Great Expectations OST

A song that conjures infinitely more visceral imagery than the middling movie it was written for. Jarvis provides the monologue for this tale of unrequited love, unrepentant heartbreak and a friendship fading to black.

Because well, we’ve all been there. @ajchaires

8. F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A.L.L.E.D.L.O.V.E.- from Different Class

This ode to fear of intimacy is filled with a pervading sense of isolation and dread. Jarvis whispers right into your ear to conjure fleeting images of locked dressing table drawers and dirty laundry.

Beautifully dark, seedy and claustrophobic. @BibaHunjan

9. Do You Remember The First Time?- from His ‘n’ Hers

Our velvet-suited Romeo pines for one more go-around with his star-crossed ‘first’ to whom he now comes second. Like all Pulp’s most powerful moments, it’s urgent, yearning, ferocious yet utterly fragile – as if the vitriolic exterior could fall apart at the slightest touch.

Such longing but with quirky clever lyrics @cherriesdarling

10. Sunrise- from We Love Life

The closing song on the band’s final album ends their career on an uncharacteristically optimistic note. It’s easy to forget that standing behind Jarvis’ machine-gun wit is a steady arsenal of talented musicians, and it’s guitarist Mark Webber who takes centre stage in this curtain call, the guitar building up before exploding skyward.

I’m not a big Pulp fan but there’s something about that song that draws you into Jarvis’ lyrics. @StuartEdwards

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NME Christmas Rap Feature- 7th December 2012

Published: NME (Online) – 7th December 2012

http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?blog=1&p=13093&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

Wrapper’s Delight: The Best of Christmas Rap

There’s something inherently uncool about Christmas. Maybe it’s the mid-afternoon naps off your face on gravy or the garish jumper your nan knitted out of barbed wire but it’s hard to imagine 50 Cent settling down to watch a bit of Downton Abbey and a bit of a snuggle with his posse. But lest we forget, rappers love Santa too and it turns out there’s a whole genre of music dedicated to their festive cheer- the rap Christmas song. Here’s a selection box of the best:

5. Dirty Boyz – ‘All I Want For Christmas’ (2006)

More malt liquor than malted milks, the Dirty Boyz are bound to be crossed off Jay-Z’s Christmas list for what they want to do with his missus. These guys aren’t asking for much in life though, just “to get crunk” and for “them 2 felonies on my record disappear.” I bet they’d be content with a nice pair of socks from Marks & Sparks though. Contains worse language than when your dad drops the turkey on the cat.

Christmas Cracker: “Sippin’ Hennessey thinkin’ bout my Christmas needs / Bendin’ corners while I’m smokin’ on them Christmas trees.”

4. Jim Jones- ‘Ballin’ On Xmas’ (2006)

Consider yourself lucky, not everyone gets a day off for Christmas. For the following occupations, it’s just another day of work: the police, fire brigade and of course, ballers. Shamelessly pilfering the ‘Christmas in Hollis’ beat further down this list, it turns out Jim Jones is so into Christmas that he recorded a whole mixtape of festive songs called ‘A Dipset Christmas’. Ideal background music for your younger siblings opening their presents at the crack of dawn. Or, y’know, not really.

Christmas Cracker: “Me and Santa alike – know why? I’m getting cake here / I grab a ho ho ho, and make it rain, dear”

3. Snoop Dogg- ‘Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto’ (1996)

When your average day involves chilling with sea lions and appearing on The Price Is Right (“WHO GOT BIRDS?”) every day is Christmas for the name-changing artist. But he knows everyone isn’t as lucky as him, so consider this jingle to be Band Aid for rap music, just swap Bono for a magic-powered flying lowrider (and who wouldn’t make that trade?). All in all, it makes as much sense as your Aunt Muriel after a double brandy, but is infinitely more enjoyable.

Christmas Cracker: “And we passin’ out gifts, blazin’ up spliffs / Christmas on the row, can you dig it?”

2. Run DMC- ‘Christmas In Hollis’ (1987)

Turns out Christmas in the DMC household is just like yours, they “drink eggnog” and “bust Christmas carols” too. 2:09 into the video features perhaps the only appearance of someone’s mum holding a tray of mac and cheese in a rap video (prove me wrong, commenters). The grandfather of Yuletide rap songs, but less likely to fall asleep in front of the fire or say something racist at the telly.

Christmas Cracker: “He left his driver’s wallet smack dead on the lawn / I picked the wallet up, then I took a pause / Took out the license and it cold said “Santa Claus”"

1. Kanye West- ‘Christmas In Harlem’ (2010)

The classier variety of Christmas tune, consider it a proper posh mince pie from Waitrose to Dirty Boyz’s value range version from the skip behind Aldi. A collaboration with more G.O.O.D. Music guests than you can shake a candycane at, it’s also a more religiously diverse affair – Big Sean likes nothing more than “rocking dashikis with a yarmulke”. Mazel tov. Not sure what his rabbi would say about that. All in all, a surprisingly good tune and one that’d make Cliff Richard weep into his sprouts, which can only be an excellent thing. The best in the box.

Christmas Cracker: “Okay, my white girl Veronica, black girl Monica / Got me celebrating ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah”

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